Oh fuck off you PR jizzing club sponsored wet wipe. Can you imagine Don Carlo with these players? “In spite of” not “because of”.

Just missing your European cups there treacle

If it’s not Conor your head needs a wobble.

Fernandez. Don’t even load the gun mate, ain’t getting out the holster. Fugazi.

Lad will never hit a ball like that again. My heart is broken … 💚🤍 #UEL #mydtyjlland

A quick reminder. Melts.

Theeeeeere’s a star man, playing doon the right 💚🤍

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💚🤍

And this is why I’ve always bored you about Pat Nevin Gate 14 Clobber

Fulham reject, Fulham reject hallo hallo 💚🤍

🤣

Just to say Buonanotte will do more for Chelsea than Garnacho. (To be fair, I’ll do more for. Chelsea than Garnacho but you get the point)

Cuida de nuestro chico Sevilla FC, es una leyenda #welljustcallyoudave

The minimum a professional footballer should be able to do is make a decision and pick a pass. Yes Enzo Fernandez, I’m talking about you.

What an absolute gentleman. You go with all our love 💙#benchillwellwontheeuropeancup

The only regret is resigning the one dimensional show pony.

More stultifyingly dull keep ball bollocks #BRECHE

I’d start Alexander Armstrong ahead of Gittens.

There’s a lot of talk about the manager not getting the targets he wanted in the window. However, it’s him - and only him - that keeps picking the shit and getting shitter/woefully out of form Fernandez every game. Case rests.

Then flipping REST HIM as he’s currently a waste of a shirt. Not hard is it?