My man!

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Happy birthday Sam Bollinger let’s make some memories! Congrats on being a good friend! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! THR3ES 🌊🍾❤️

A quick peek at my humble cupboard Skyline Chili

If you have the place to yourself for the day, do you still close the bathroom door when you take a poop and or shower?

And his name is Doug Lemcool and he already did it in 2018. And 2017. And 2016. And

The niece made a big mistake. We need help REESE'S 🏀

The night bars are finally allowed to open back up is about to be one of the most legendary blackouts of all time. They almost need to make it a national holiday once the curve is officially flattened #coronavirus

Tough break for chickens over at slim jim. I know my boys over at Skyline Chili would never mechanically seperate the lovely animals used to produce their heavenly chili!

Wake up! Wake up!

Couldn’t convince my beloved to do it... but here’s a GREAT couples costume idea for Halloween. Corn and poop! Premier way to show your love as all corn lovers know, due to lack of digestion ❤️they’re inseparable❤️

A basic domino chain reaction setup. The goal was simple: have all the dominoes fall over. And spoiler!! The goal was accomplished. Controversial ending, though. Watch in slow motion as the drama unfolds.

What if instead of traditional trick or treating.. all the houses just made an elite dip and everyone walked around the neighborhood with a bag of tostitos and sampled unlimited scoops of yummy

Overheard somebody mocking this “dog hair wreath” at my local Target 😒😒 I was luckily within earshot and let them know of Target’s elite collab with The Lorax. Christmas wreaths done right. It just works.. thank you Target ! 🎄☺️

A squirrel kept getting on my roof by climbing this nearby tree… so I cut off the big branch he was using to get to the roof. He got confused that he no longer had anywhere to go… but then he says screw it and gets up there anyhow? also hittin me with a death stare?

10 years ago I got a gruesome fortune saying the rubber bands were heading in the wrong direction. And today, I was vindicated.

Pumped to be living in the age of group chats so I can easily stay close to friends as we all grow up! Cheers to inside jokes never dying 🙌

A Christmas tradition unlike any other