“Who gives a fucking shit how long a scene is?” - David Lynch

Rest in peace David Lynch 🖤🕊️

“Cheese is made from milk. Do you get it now?”

Just in case you were wondering, MYSTERY MEN is on Prime.

Ambassador Sugar Tits to the rescue.

Eyeglass lenses used to always be made from actual glass, they got dirty a hell of a lot less often and were easier to clean.

“The Ballad of the Witches’ Road (Sacred Chant Version)” from #AgathaAllAlong has been nominated for Best Song Written and/or Recorded for Television at the Music Supervisors Guild Awards.

Lmao. I found James Cameron’s treatment for TITANIC and it’s almost 170 pages long. (the guidelines online recommend to keep your treatment to like 10 pages)

Kesha shares new video: “Tiktok may be temporary but TiK ToK is forever”

To be fair, “Dangerous Cold” is a super sick name for an assassin.

Is Babygirl just a new Secretary? That’s the vibe I’m getting and I don’t think they can outdo Maggie Gyllenhaal taking paper out of a typewriter with her teeth because her hands are tied to a bar.

Perfect and wonderful. This is like when I found out that to get ahold of Dolly Parton you have to fax her.

The last two times (over 6 months apart, btw) that I’ve gotten Chipotle from DoorDash I’ve ordered a Mexican Coke and never received it. At least they’re consistent.

I want a Blockbuster logo tattoo.

Great pic of natasha lyonne

What I wouldn’t give to see TITANIC on the big screen again.

Aaaaand I’m out. No longer interested in this one.

Summer

I feel bad that Dr. King’s bust has to be in that room watching this horseshit today.