The first picture is Governor Kristi Noem and her friend Rocky Hayes, who was arrested last year for possessing videos depicting children being r*ped. The second picture is Governor Kristi Noem and Joel Koskan, a former South Dakota legislative candidate who pleaded guilty to

Botswana’s President, Duma Gideon Boko, has declined an invitation from United States President Trump to visit the White House. According to the words of Botswana President Boko: “If there is any business or official engagement to discuss, it should take place in Botswana, not

just went to get my baby his passport at the post office. first they made me redo the form because i filled out a part i wasn’t supposed to, but that was not labeled as such. fine. then i went to pay and the options were check or money order. no idea why it would have to be this

It only took about 14 years, but I finally got the most annoying co-worker to shut up and leave me alone.

Well the two men took to fighting And when they pulled them from the floor Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone

that's what happens when you let AI run your Iron Dome.

One of my co-workers came in, clocked in , and started snoring...loudly. Sure is a shame our management is all remote/off-site.

We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything

Rise the fuck up before these psychopaths kills us all.

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ The internet never forgets, but apparently MAGA does...

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Trump's spiritual advisor and personal pastor, evangelist Paula White … who prayed with him yesterday in the white house says: “Saying no to Trump is saying NO to god” She also declared the White House to be holy ground.

You know what? I'm tired of seeing all these "so and so has VIDEO EVIDENCE of crimes that will result in Trump resigning!" and then...nothing. We won't have a PLANET by the time that evidence drops...

Just had my "compensation review" with my remote manager. Big whopping 3% raise, but she warned me not to start spending it yet, doesn't go into effect until April.

Fun fact: If your political cult only gives you the choice between raping schoolgirls and bombing schoolgirls, you can leave that cult

I can't help but think, a quick impeachment with what we already know, and then a one-way flight to Tehran, and this could all be over.

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you...open.spotify.com/track/0oWaOtPD…