I love it when non-people twitter accounts have beef with other non-people twitter accounts.

Any Librarians looking for work in South East Queensland? Library Services Team Leader at Somerset Regional Council somerset.qld.gov.au/employment #LibraryJobs #LISjobs

Bitch ass ho

Anyone care for a pacific rim job?

How should I celebrate my 10,000 followers? Major earthquake? Show full crack?

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. x.com/kkMrRay/status…

W.T.F. Seriously. How is this allowed? How is this okay? He decided to resign rather than be investigated by his own party. If he really is innocent, as he claims, then the investigation would have supported that.

I used to get excited about going out, now it's all about awesome cleaning products.

Just found out that American Psycho is banned in Queensland.

FUCK YEAH FURIOUS that Nadine J. Cohen, who fights so hard for justice and safety, has been banned for a silly joke. Her book is out soon and this platform would have been invaluable for promoting it. Don't let it get lost because of that guy. panterapress.com.au/product/everyo…

So, does this include all of the ads for dud products that clutter up my feed?

Hey twitter verse - I have been told I have to create an adult micro:bit program for my branch. Has anyone done one? I have so many questions and/or concerns.

This is wrong yet so apt.

I'm just a girl who spent 45 minutes rubbing oil onto my hands to get rid of super glue. Because I superglued a bit on my car in the dark.

WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK

Luckily I'm a bird so I can still tweet tweet! #TwitterX

I miss the bird.