Sometimes, you have to just sit back and enjoy the show. Highlight of the day: Donald Trump the cat has given birth! I told them that cat was pregnant and they argued with me that it was a boy. Jokes on them! 😆😆😆

I just pulled in to Kroger. Dude was blocking the lane to pick up his woman. I wasn’t in a hurry, so there was no need for him to drive off before she even got fully in the vehicle, but he did! She got in and shut the door about the time he turned the curve. What a jerk!

When your daughter is complaining about being stuck in Iceland.

When you type “Ragards” instead of “Regards” and you catch it before sending. 😆🙌🏻🥵

NBC has got to be the biggest drug pusher in the country. SO many news spots pushing drugs. They go to commercial and guess what? It’s a drug commercial!

Kid in the ocean to dad: “Can we come back next weekend?” Dad: “No, son.” Kid: “Why not? Will you just think about it?” Me: “I feel you, kid. I feel you.”

It feels like Sunday, and I am not upset. Love a three day weekend. Four is even better!

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It’s hotter’n blue blazes. 🥵

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Saw a first today. A Contour jet flying straight down Gloster before taking a right to go to the airport. Confirmed by Flightradar24 Maybe this is nothing new - but it was new to me.

C’mon’ man! There’s a table beside the door for packages. FedEx

Katherine Heigl hocking Poise Pads does not compute. 🫣

Me driving on by the Starbucks after realizing homemade is so much better

Trying to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade on NBC while I cook dinner, but all I’m getting are commercials. So many commercials!

Well Kool and the Gang and Foreigner have redeemed the parade. What are they going to do when we lose these classic bands?

John took me to Nate’s for my birthday. Sure was nice of the town to throw me a parade.