im so tired i could sleep n a burning bed of nails

I'm so cool, Ice Cubes get jealous

how do you get rid of unwanted guest in your apartment,ive dropped hints that i want them to go and they still wont go

God please help me to be better person,look after me,keep me safe and guide me in the right direction.

Those who walk with God reach their destination.

Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. #sickipedia

another day full of surprises,scared of what today is going to bring

Anyone who doesn't think there are two sides to an argument is probably in one. -

A friend in need is a pest.

oh how i wish i could turn back time

reasons to date me: i laugh at my own jokes so you dont have to but u probably will because im hilarious

im so lonely right now,wish i had friends to visit me instead of working

im so tired i could sleep on a bed of hot coals floating in a sea of tranquility

i just want to say to all my followers ,,,i love you all from the bottom of my heart even though i never met you...love and peace to all