Should I get a third cat?

can’t believe I just found out that “unc” is short for unctuous 🤦 and is a reference to Moby Dick chapter 94 🐳

I will become the first mayor sworn in on Eyewitness Book’s Arms & Armor

That's a screenshot from the Muppets that has been turned black and white to make it scary looking.

I know the “Trump-liking-Mandani” thing seems weird to people, but: Trump is surrounded by the most disgusting looking men ever. Vance, his sons, etc. The ability to see and talk to an actually attractive man that doesn’t look like a fucking gargoyle appeals to him, is my guess

My official 2026 prediction: Poison Control gets defunded

POV: You're Pete Hegseth reading this terrible news

Got “chupacabra” and “capybara” mixed up in my head

Cloning Ted Kaczynski and explaining the whole AI thing to him

I bought one of them VR head sets awhile back and my most played games are Connections and Wordle. Really getting my moneys worth

Me after a few beers:

Really sad we killed supersonic commercial flights, 13 years later

You don’t announce until at least the first trimester is over so by my calculations, they had sex the day Charlie Kirk was killed

there is no hell hot enough

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to watch the entire Mobile Suit Gundam U.C. timeline in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. What are your thoughts on this?

Accidentally bought 05 Microns instead of 005s. I will never financially recover from this and I’ve brought immense shame to my bloodline

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.