this angle is giving vampire movie, protagonist pov… like okay picture this: there’s a battle/attack, you fall unconscious. cut to you waking up on the cold floor of the vampire lair with these 2 leering over your barely conscious body as you try to regain your bearings 🙂‍↕️

CHRIS ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY OR WHAT

anyways here’s chris turpin spanking his guitar 🤠

OHHHH OKAY

FEELING REALLY LIKE A VICTORIAN MAN GETTING BRICKED UP OVER A WOMAN’S ANKLE UNNHHHHHHH

okay kill me now i guess

“ridden hard, hung up wet” SAY IT AGAIN CHRIS I DARE YOU

i had no idea

“we’re writing the next record on this as well” PARDON ME???

FORTUNES FUCKIGN FAAAATEEEEEE

OH THE VOCALS ARE SO BRIGHT AND SHINY AND METALLIC LIKE A SUIT OF ARMOR ON A KNIGHT RIDING INTO BATTLE AND I AM EATING IT RIGHT UP 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

JAKE KISZKA IS AN ANCIENT MAN 🗣️

chris mouth making vowel sounds i didn’t even know he could make AND I LIKE IT

this is actually the worst thing that’s ever happened to me bc why does jake know about twilight lore

really nerding out over the way that when they changed fortune’s fate to it’s official version, they made the “oooo” part into an alternating time signature, like what a sick, unique choice. THIS ALBUM IS SUCH AN INSANELY WELL THOUGHT OUT WORK OF ART.

nerded out actually so hard i made a visual reference for anyone who wants it 😅

gettin a lil freaky with it 🕷️