Oues keeping them navy seals, working as a car guard by spur #DontBeThatPoes

Naaiers skatting they have the julle kroon, then wanna yak abibas skoen to the jol #DontBeThatPoes

Brasse lamming on the train smelling like they just crawled out a beetroot patch in uganda! #DontBeThatPoes

Always get that one nai who can't play sports #DontBeThatPoes

Gets hijacked by bergies #DontBeThatPoes

Shares a enchi with a bergies vuil lippe #DontBeThatPoes

Adds you're taanie on facebook #DontBeThatPoes

Those kinnas that permi fish for compliments #DontBeThatPoes

Wears jeans to gym #DontBeThatPoes

Takes his top off in the jol #DontBeThatPoes

Those tiefs that steal lighters in the jol #DontBeThatPoes

Ouens that watch you dite #DontBeThatPoes

Vriets stylos with milk for breakfast #DontBeThatPoes

Kaks in your car... Rolls up the windows #DontBeThatPoes

Comes to your house permi expecting food #DontBeThatPoes

If you the kinda nai that takes three attempts to get into a parking bay #DontBeThatPoes

Those nais who search deep house songs on youtube and skat they biggest fans #DontBeThatPoes

Hoooooos you vuil slap toenail vrieting poeses. The man is back to put you in your place, what you wys?!

Now which one you naiers Smaak for a paar tweets. And yes, I will koppel extra atcha

Naiers with the man bun #DontBeThatPoes