Thank you fellas, open to investments I really think SMOTs got legs.

Had a dream last night I got a tattoo of a CVS receipt that went from the back of my neck down to my butt crack and folks, I might have to make some dreams come true this weekend!

It must really piss off Netflix that they spend like $300M on a new movie starring The Rock or some shit just to have the #1 movie on the platform always be like Over The Hedge or Horrible Bosses 2

Planet of the Bass - Official Music Video (feat. Ms. Biljana Electronica) youtu.be/S-OgkNgxm3k

*on a date* Girl: so what do you for work? Me, the guy who blurs out the dicks, balls and assholes in Naked and Afraid: Uh, uh yeah I work in…TV

Movies will never truly be back until we get a new original Kenny Loggins song for a soundtrack

SUMMER DUMP! ✌🏻🤪🌞👽 [Cutlet Radio Season 2, Episode 17] LISTEN NOW 👇🏻 open.spotify.com/episode/3L38Uq…

BILL FLANAGAN: Who are some of your favorite songwriters? BOB DYLAN: [Jimmy] Buffett I guess. […] BF: What songs do you like of Buffett’s? BD: “Death of an Unpopular Poet.” There’s another one called “He Went to Paris.”

R.I.P. Jimmy Buffet. Here's Steve Austin and The Rock signing Margaritaville.

Throughout the season, I’ll be doing different giveaways for my followers. The first one is today! 2 tickets to the Georgetown game! To enter, repost and like this. In the comment section, tag 2 of your followers. Winner will be announced Friday! #pcbb #gofriars #mindset

Please, Mr. Saxobeat is my father, call me Gary.

These people come up on my YouTube all the time. Always playing great music, in unique locations, wearing cool shit…and yet there is not an ounce of swag between them. Zero chemistry. Not sure how it’s possible to be awkward in a scenario like this but I can feel it.

Who cares about "Mean Girls Day" when it's the 20th anniversary of SCHOOL OF ROCK releasing in theaters?

My very first standup special just went live: youtu.be/9_97zE4GRZk

If you’re above the age of 25, you get 1, maybe 2 nights of Halloween. Tops. You’re a grown ass man, you’ve got a salary, and you’re dressing up in a costume on October 21st?? GROW UP

It’s crazy being able to pinpoint the moment you became old but here I am seeing Bob Dylan by myself on a Friday night and not drinking because my stomach hurts

Tenth Annual #BostonWeek! creativeequal.org/2024/04/15/ten…

#BostonWeek-Themed Scratch Ticket Ideas (djchickenparm) creativeequal.org/2024/04/15/bos…

Retweet and let's try and beat The Ellen Show 's Oscar selfie featuring Jeff Kinney Jeff Kinney