Socialism is the future comrades theweek.com/articles/87113…

The beautiful man has a point

So my first day off...thanks @CheLain07 @chrisspinas Tammy Metal Monkey @Kakes17 Keenan Heynes Leticha @Periboy01 Shannon Heléna

Motivation for my run: the faster I run, the sooner I get back, the sooner I can listen to Andrew Bayer's new album. YUSSSS!

Rocket on pizza is about the best thing ever! Why did it take so long for me to find out that this was a thing?!

Hordes of marauding Australian cowboys, vomiting, a parrot, and me with a shotgun. Just my crazy subconscious #earlymorningdreams

Honesty isn't the best policy. If I was to say what I really thought, people would think I'm very rude. I'm not, people are just very stupid

Just coughed, choked, hiccuped and burped all within the space of three seconds. Was quite uncomfortable.

Lady at the shop gave me a bit of a funny look earlier. I was offended until I remembered I still have "fuck off" written across my knuckles

Anjunadeep05 drops today \:D/ I'm excited.

I've got such a crush on this woman on BBC Knowledge <3

OMG, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. So many feels :'(

Posted something for the first time in my life #21stcenturylife

Some people are just #toocoolforschool i.e. they probably never finished.

Do these little boys know their pants' waistband is supposed to go around their waist? The clue's in the name, it's not a bumband.

That gratifying moment when, after a whole day without your phone, you return to find its notification bar lit up like a Christmas tree.

Do parents not understand that when one is pissed, everything is annoying. NOW CLOSE THE FUCKING SUNROOF!

How is the Oscar trial news? I can literally not spare a fuck to give.

Hot standby #Standingbyhard