If you are privileged and have a loving, supportive family, Rebel. #LittleMermaid #Aladdin #disneyproverbs

Cross dressing can really get you places #Mulan #disneyproverbs

When in doubt, turn to your dead relatives for support #LionKing #Mulan

If a creepy, semi-distrustful looking elderly woman knocks at your door asking for shelter, PROVIDE SHELTER #Beauty&theBeast #disneyproverbs

Once sheltered, do not accept gifts from semi-distrustful looking elderly woman #BeautyandtheBeast #disneyproverbs

In order to make a man fall in love with you, remain silent. #LittleMermaid #disneyproverbs

Only trust monkeys with hats or colorful asses #LionKing #Aladdin #JungleBook #disneyproverbs

Big Nose = Bad Omen #everydisneymovie #disneyproverbs

If your utensils start singing, you're A in the beast's castle or B on acid. Either way, it's going to be a hell of a night #disneyproverbs

If your deceased father appears as a talking constellation, go with it. #LionKing #disneyproverbs

If by some sorcerous act of fate you become permanently trapped in a cave with no hope for escape, rub things. #Aladdin #disneyproverbs

Your stepmother hates you. #disneyproverbs

If a girl is unconscious, you should make out with her. #SnowWhite #SleepingBeauty #disneyproverbs