Shout out to Porno for always holdin a mowfucka down

Give it to me straight doc, how bad is it?? Plz tell me I’m going to die

If you post an insta story or snap story of a song, that’s song is now yours, You own that song, and you’re the only one who’s ever heard it. you basically invented the song good job your so cool!!!

It’s your own personal choice to get vaccinated but if you don’t you’re fuckin fired

Gun to your head, you can either get vaccinated or we’ll blow your head off. But it’s your own personal choice so no pressure

I hate Pizza Hut so much I can’t wait to eat from there again next week

I never know how much handfuls of pasta I should fire in the pot cuz it always ends up being too much. So I put in a fuck load for good measure

I heard Patty Hajdu still wants to fuck

RIP Drakeo, the greatest West Coast artist of a generation, a legend who invented a new rap language of slippery cadences, nervous rhythms, and psychedelic slang, who beat life twice only to suffer the most tragic fate conceivable. The Ruler, once, always, and forever. 💔

I use to comment Drakeo lyrics on pornhub videos #PrayForDrakeo

Long Live the Ruler

Fuck Betty White

I heard if people bitch enough about the lockdown on their insta stories it’s gunna go away

How many nights a in a row can a man eat dominos and watch swamp people? Whatever the record is I’m breaking it

I haven’t been making all these fake only fans accounts but I’ve promoting the shit out of them

That Euphoria show is a good show if you like seeing little boys get butt rammed and do drugs

Give me a Glock in my rari and I’ll go shoot some Russians

If you stand with Ukraine then name 3 of their songs

Luke Combs looks like he stinks

Who’s Ed and why did I have to have sex with him I’m elementary school?