I’ve got cards for new houses And some for poonamis Cards for your loved ones And rain and tsunamis They’re for all occasions And mostly are blank There’s even a card for When Hamsters kick plank Quality Daftness to shove up people’s post’oles. Please RT Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

Crazy for your sig other? Feel like your chest might burst? Like to send a Dik pic without getting a restraining order? Naughty but niche cards to send to your other half, himself, her indoors, your main squeeze, crush. Link in alt text #mhhsbd #ValentinesDay

Looking for a card for someone you love, lust after, wanna lick? For #valentinesday Here’s one for gulls who like buoys who like buoys who like gulls… 🧵 of cards (all blank so work as anniversary cards/cards for whenever) Links in alt text #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie

Carpe DM! Well. Don’t with the original Inspirations for this card. But here’s a cute tiny antelope way of sending an unsolicited Dik-pik to your beloved or prospective beloved (link in alt text) #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie #valentinesday #art #dickpic

Looking for something a bit silly for your hunny bunny? How about this “Crazy for you” bunny boiler card*? *no rabbits were harmed to make this card, although a card artist might have got her 💔 Link in alt text #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie #bunny #valentinesday

Whether your love is BONE-fido or puppy love, or if you just like it doggy style? Here’s a card for you 🐶 (Blank for your message so can be a Valentine or anniversary or bday card really) Link in alt text #valentinesday #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie #art #dogs

Birdy Tabitha the Christmas hedgehog......🤔 *courtesy of the wonderful Amelia Clark, Lover of Flagons/Dippyfishcards

My oil painting of Gummy Bears

The head office of Siemens UK is in Staines. This amuses me far more than it probably should. for a Man of my Age.

It’s PEAK, ah G’wan don’t be a love card grinch time…

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I’m featured on The AOI homepage today. I’ve been a member of The AOI for a while now and I’d recommend it to any illustrator.

Kathleen Jennings

An old lady who makes accessories for cats and uses her black cat as the model to sell them—this is one you just can’t help stopping for.

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One for Galentine’s Day, Ross Poldark fans ;D (Card black for your message so can be sent for any day you need a shirtless Cornish scything studmuffin to send as happy male, er, mail) dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/441707… #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie

The Magic Of Tony Hart

I think that if you’re going to write a piece in the Times urging the government to use and boost more AI, the fact that you are paid by a major AI company should be in the first sentence, or at least first paragraph. I also think that the best scenario for AI is that it

My kind of supermarket 😂

I've never seen Jimmy laugh that hard 😂🤣😭