Public Service Announcement: back issues of GDE still exist and furthermore would be a great gift to inflict upon an enemy. Remember, Krampus is coming.

Mergers and layoffs in local media got you down? Don't fret: Gastronomie D'Enfer is never going away. Think of us as your doctor.

Krampus time! Good kids get killed, bad kids get dragged to Hell, REALLY bad kids get mocked in… instagram.com/p/_SRXsTDZ-Z/

Oh snap: Gastronomie D'Enfer has graced us subhumans once more. cf.8it.me/1PgHiNA

Gastronomie D'Enfer would like to respectfully dedicate our March issue to the memory of Lemmy!! RIP you old bastard.

Whole Foods you didn't age this beef long enough. It's supposed to look like a cadaver found in a river.

The USPS fucking sucks. If you are a subscriber and DIDN'T get any of your GDE issues, please DM me.

Who will get the coveted Gastronomie D'Enfer endorsement? Answer: Sen. Bernie Sanders

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Came up with my next restaurant concept; Oat Couture. Oats in everything. Next level. And I can say we flex soignée. Hello James Beard award

In the June issue of Gastronomie D'Enfer we're reviewing Paseo vs Un Bien vs Bongo's. I'm sharpening my tongue right now.

Gastronomie D'Enfer is pleased to inform our loyal customers that we operate a Star Wars-free facility.

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We are now on sale at Dot's Butcher! Go get a copy of Issue 5 and several sandwiches. And a bunch of steak too.

we like to think our railing about this stuff is why it sits on the shelves, but in reality it's because it sucks

We are NO LONGER offering subscriptions. Back issues are still available, but GDE is otherwise defunct. Bye everyone!

We're lying in wait to rise again, like a guitar-wielding ghoul on a heavy metal tour t-shirt. x.com/xtinarc/status…

We went out of business because Surly Gourmand is a flake with type 2 bipolar disorder.