a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn

if you hate this i can tell you’re allergic to whimsy and swag

They say the Green New Deal is expensive. Compared to what???

ibs an unstoppable force and all my homies immovable objects

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

BREAKING: ICE has reportedly been getting hundreds of phone calls every day from citizens citing Elon Musk’s apparent illegal immigration to the US.

Democrats need to take a page from the Kendrick Lamar school of winning 1. Make clear your visible hatred for your opponent 2. Attack your enemy and their friends 3. Bring up the crimes again and again 4. Collab with talented allies 5. Keep coming out with hits

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It’s time to vote 🗳️

One of the craziest ratios I’ve ever seen jfc

WHO PRODUCED THIS ALBUM THEY DESERVE HEEEEAAAADDDDD

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned if this doesn’t end, “Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him

If Hasan's GQ article was propaganda, consider me fully radicalized. Mutual aid comes in many forms, and mi amor served👏🏼

Internet cooks everyone’s brain but not in the same way. Some people get deep fried, some people get charred beyond recognition. For some people it’s a precisely calibrated sous vide. As for myself, I have achieved a perfect sear with a delicious, lacy golden crust

if u wanna be a booth baddie for my sets- you gotta shake your mf ass!!! I will actually have you removed if you’re not dancing and standing there all grumpy acting non chalant. this ain’t Mykonos bitch!!

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

i been in love with zack fox for 10 years and shit it’s just getting worse

went to a lesbian party last night and i realized how much i hate fagcentric parties like being surrounded by gay men all night is a nightmare i wanna go to more girl parties i love partying with the lesbians

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese