If Monday was a feeling, it would be: 1. Catching a sleeve/pocket on door handle 2. When your sock comes off a bit in your shoe 3. Watching someone sniff a bottle of milk and seeing their nose touch the rim 4. Finding a wet spoon has been in the sugar 5. Someone looking at

Brilliant as always!

Some people: “Well, we need to be there at 10am and it takes half an hour to get there so we’ll leave at 9.30am” These people are not me. Where’s the extra half an hour for inevitable problems (or the extra 4 hours if it involves an airport)? Where’s the extra time for enjoying

Just saying….

This made me laugh more than it probably should have done

What’s the dog thinking about?

I don’t know how to stress this enough to the culprits, but when you look at an item on a supermarket shelf, your trolley does not need to turn out across the whole aisle at the same time. I will continue to try to communicate this knowledge by tutting quietly and imperceptibly

Just saying…

What a send off! Dublin did him proud! #ShaneMacGowan

This is what the entrance to heaven looks like ❤️

This is what the entrance to heaven looks like ❤️

“It’s a bloody nightmare” Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working “It’s not ideal” Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

This little baby cow 📹 wiIIowrockcattIe x.com/Yoda4ever/stat…

Really thought provoking documentary. Thanks Liz "blue tick" Carr

Cheap sunglasses: - Bombproof - With you for life - Could throw them in the ocean from a plane and they’d make their way home Expensive sunglasses: - Either lost or sat on and crushed within a week of purchase

I never understand those people who are late and say “hope I haven’t kept you waiting long!” Well, we said we’d meet at 9am and it’s now 9.23am, so you’ve kept me waiting 23 minutes. It’s quite easy to work out.

Come join Syleham's moment in history, a historical re-enactment on the 27th of July. Details below.

#JustDont

Interesting event for anyone in Sunny Syleham in Suffolk. #Syleham

Check out this post on Nextdoor: nextdoor.co.uk/p/THZ7CfbMxs72… #Syleham #Suffolk #StephenPoulter #LancasterBomberHistory #StMargaretsChurchSyleham