.Michael Crabtree you got a lot of fucking nerve calling Richard Sherman on the mother fucking Shabbat #fuckyouandyourbonespurs

Coincidence that the two Super Bowl teams are from the two states to legalize marijuana?

Cookies be crumblin

#Cortana #CashHaveAwesome Richard Diaz Andrew Eiche

We just got Oprah ' ed #bldwin Andrew Eiche Richard Diaz

You know, just another #spaceselfie at #bldwin #fomoswag

Best day of spring so far because it's La Tingeria re-launch day!

Serously Ben's Chili Bowl you said late night hours start in April. Wtf

“Ben's Chili Bowl: Andrew Eiche starting next month we will be open later” from March.

Thanks Roche for reminding me that I still remember far too many words to "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional

Though their album feels mostly chill, HAIM rocks really hard live. 10/10 would recommend (holla at me Este Haim )

The water situation at #firefly2014 is fucked. A girl just collapsed in line at 1 of the 3 refill stations and no one had water...

We should all ask DMX to cover "reading rainbow"

"Andrew Eiche: We should all ask DMX to cover "reading rainbow"" is X gonna give it to us?

Sorry, Jeffrey Bennett, Avi Siegel ended up paying on time after all #fomoswag #ftw #avihatesbeingleftout

Mistake #1: coming to Home Depot on a rain-free spring weekend. Mistake #2: wearing an orange polo (too many people think I work here)

@SprintSavings this is for residential internet service, but I respect the play

Ireland / Scotland bound with Avi Siegel and Richard Diaz

I’m part of the first virtual monument to the American people on The National Mall! See what I built & #MakeYourMark:

Hey Sean Evans we have the same birthday! My awesome gf @cassbakes is throwing a Hit Ones-themed party the following Saturday. If you're in DC, hit a brother up