Just had a phone call from the Queen. She's stepping down. She concedes I now own England.

Happy bday BR. Miss you brother x

Good to see ppl proudly rocking pink clothes for the #pinktest, you all look fantastic. Except Warnie who still looks like a metro fuckwit.

Latest model from GFS for Thursday. Shows a coastal crossing of #TCDylan between the Townsville to Mackay region.

I wonder if schapelle gets her boogie board and flippers back? #straighttothebeach

@the_pushup_king you are a pleb.

Whilst running backwards in the warm-up lap at training, always give the old "yeah yeah you're right", even if they're not. #whocares

If Mrs. Doubtfire is going to have a sequel than I think it’s time for Happy Gilmore 2. Retweet if you agree

Glorious day to remember those men and women who helped us have the best country in the world #lestweforget #ANZACDAY

Full head of hair Trent Hill MrChatfield

Not everyone agrees with Kanye West 😂😂 vine.co/v/hLmhQ9ulwX9

Boof Ewing 500 goals for NT Thunder! Go Boofa!!! #soproud #500 #gothunder

@flyinghorse76 what have you done to the big moose??? #cantmove #cantspeak

@flyinghorse76 hahahahah this thing is still dead #stinkingoutmylounge #makingfunnynoises

"I haven't seen this in 10 years" - watch: bit.ly/1zy2uqa #weareportadelaide

god ud trade frawley for pick 3 every day of the week