why are the men’s outfits at the nfl draft better than the met gala

the not-so-subtle hints my bf gives me through twitter likes

i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.

so this man really expects me to get him a monkey but crops me out of the profile pic??