“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”

You always, always, always play along

Elite tweet

I'd rather my tax dollars send a rocket into space than send a rocket into a school or hospital.

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

you can never explain this feeling to someone who doesn't like cats

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

“Your talent is your floor, your character is your ceiling” Absolutely incredible quote by UCLA Coach Cori Close.

Giving my cat my hand to see how he'll react...

i’m going to miss my emotional support astronauts

This might be the year that we see kids dressing up as astronauts for Halloween again…. Nature is healing

sorry i can’t hang out i have to watch my close and personal astronaut friends come back to earth

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

"Bunch of fucking amateurs"

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

one thing that cats do that i resonate with heavily is that they will get up and leave. unapologetically