David Elwart (@delwart) 's Twitter Profile
David Elwart

@delwart

Retired CIO South Carolina Dept. Parks, Recreation & Tourism. Now a budding wood turner.

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SC State Parks (@sc_state_parks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Check out this video from Bob Redfern's Outdoor Magazine TV Series! 📍Dreher Island State Park is a GREAT place to spend a summer day -- or the weekend! brnw.ch/21wTRiu 🐟🎣🚶‍♀️☀️Come see us!

Check out this video from Bob Redfern's Outdoor Magazine TV Series! 📍Dreher Island State Park is a GREAT place to spend a summer day -- or the weekend!  brnw.ch/21wTRiu  🐟🎣🚶‍♀️☀️Come see us!
San Diego Padres (@padres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Repost this for a chance to win an autographed Ramón Laureano jersey and two tickets to our game on Saturday, September 13 at Petco Park! Official Rules: atmlb.com/47iY6E2

Repost this for a chance to win an autographed Ramón Laureano jersey and two tickets to our game on Saturday, September 13 at <a href="/PetcoPark/">Petco Park</a>!

Official Rules: atmlb.com/47iY6E2
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Just one more thing. You said the Epstein files were a Democratic hoax—cooked up by Obama, Hillary, and Biden. But here’s the part I can’t figure out: you were a confidential FBI informant on the Epstein case. So tell me, how exactly did the Democrats get you to spy on a hoax?”

“Just one more thing. You said the Epstein files were a Democratic hoax—cooked up by Obama, Hillary, and Biden. But here’s the part I can’t figure out: you were a confidential FBI informant on the Epstein case. So tell me, how exactly did the Democrats get you to spy on a hoax?”
MarshFamilySongs (@marshsongs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here's a parody of the classic song "Walking in Memphis" by the soulful Marc Cohn about #Trump's arrival in the UK for his second state visit. With a midi bagpipe. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 🎶 - it's called "Put Up Some Fences"

Robert Reich (@rbreich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism. I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]

Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism. 

I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
Tampa Bay Tay (@tayvictoria8) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Been in awe of the videos from the Trop roof repair crews. I can’t thank them enough for their role in bringing baseball back home. ⚾️ Hope they get their moment at the home opener next season. They’ve certainly earned it. (via IG/hangiron2012)

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The year is 2044 Lane Kiffin has still not made his decision. Marty Smith has not seen his wife or kids in 19 years Akron has won back to back Nattys

The year is 2044

Lane Kiffin has still not made his decision. Marty Smith has not seen his wife or kids in 19 years

Akron has won back to back Nattys
RC deWinter (@rcdewinter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman consulted her portable GPS and

RC deWinter (@rcdewinter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump was a guest speaker at a golf club dinner. As the he stood up to speak some of the men saw it as an opportunity to sneak off to the bar. An hour later, with Trump still yapping, another man joined them. “Is that idiot still talking?” one man asked him. “ “Yes,” answered

Trump was a guest speaker at a golf club dinner. As the he stood up to speak some of the men saw it as an opportunity to sneak off to the bar. 

An hour later, with Trump still yapping, another man joined them.

“Is that idiot still talking?” one man asked him. “
“Yes,” answered
Jon Blau (@jon_blau) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dabo Swinney says too many athletes aren't graduating and they are spending their short-term money. "We're gonna have a bunch of screwed-up 30-year-olds ... that have no degrees, have spent their money, that can't play football anymore, and aren't connected to anything."