Things I currently have lost: -My nice new clear ruler with a cutting edge - a whole bedsheet for a double bed -a pair of shoes (I haven't even moved house they're gone) -my mind I truly don't know which to be most concerned over.

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Men who think it's the peak of hilarity to name things 'Bob'

I've been seeing far too much bingly mega chippy content now I want fish n chips

Crashing Adobe illustrator at midnight by trying to radial blur a complex blend object

Thinking about ✨her✨

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UPDATE I HAVE FOUND THE RULER

Never trust a man with clean dunks

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Needing to sleep ever is a capitalist bourgeois concept that robs the right of the proletariat to be sleepy as hell, just absolutely exhausted, staring off into the mid-distance all night unable to shut their brains up for snoozing. Completely shattered, frazzled, burnt-out, fati

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I'm devastatingly bored but far too tired to do anything about it

Maybe my favourite thing about living in a flatshare is the diverse variety of cups and glassware, all stolen locally! Beautiful 🥰

The gays need to get on oatmilk bubble tea stat. Or at least soy, that sounds really nice too tbf.

Kinda iconic for Americans to still be walking into the coffee shop daily asking for 'Just a hot black coffee' when we literally have the Americano named after this habit.

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Tory scum yet again essentially stealing food from vulnerable children's mouths. vm.tiktok.com/ZMFNsWGP6/

I name my oyster cards like they're stands