This has been the weirdest transfer window to date. We had a takeover at the start of Jan & needed players then. No signings since and now we've had 2 big injuries. Just nothing. Not a sausage. And 24 hours left.

I've always liked David Moyes & Beto

A full house, flags, banners and the siren blasting - this place is gonna be deafening. Up the Toffees!! The view at our new home from our season ticket seats. Hill Dickinson Stadium Terry Peers franki Potato Mourinho

5 Shite United Things: 1. Not being 3/4 up at half time. 2. United. Horrific. 3. The referee/VAR. The whole thing absolutely stunk. 4. Amorim’s rig out. Looked like he was managing a JD Sports. 5. United singing ‘attack attack’ after getting a free kick on the halfway line.

In the spirit of the last dance at Goodison on Saturday and all the booing chat, here's the worst Everton XI that I've seen play there since we got our first season tickets for the 1996 season onwards.

Incredible, these lads sitting in front of me are balling their eyes out the TIFO is of them and their old man when Ambrose scored and their dad died a few years back! #CPFC #FACupFinal

13 years since this scene

It's 2025, Everton haven't had a competent RB for around 10 years and start the game with around 4 CMs. Michael Keane starts. £100m treble winner Jack Grealish on the bench. We are so back.

Sell Beto. Tomorrow. Sick of his shite. He's like a fan that won a competition. Bumbling around, fouling people and giving the ball away. Crap.

The silence is deafening. A woeful performance at Leeds with no signings in for the next game, so that's thrown away. Still no right side. Incompetence at its finest. Some things don't change.

Things I'm excited for today: - the e-numbers in the Toffees donut - actually hearing the siren through the speakers - watching Jack Grealish for 10 mins and Michael Keane for 90 - seeing the Peers' immortalised in stone on the walkway - paying £8 for a pepsi max UTFT

New home 🫡

Pep should be banned from public places for doing that weird spit thing with his mouth that he does every 4 seconds.