These are getting oddly specific

When I fail as an actor I'm going to move to the Midwest and Whiplash a teenager into being really good at short form improv

I hate when I can’t tell if a guy is gay, or if he’s just really into Disney. One is super annoying, and the other one is into Disney.

THE THIRD PLACE 25 - FUN WITH PORTALS w/ coffeegreg Portal 1 & 2, labyrinths, science, humor, grim, puzzles, cake, gardening robots, valve way, Glados, turret opera, PSN hack, and more. APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL INTO THE THIRD PLACE! commuting to work with my gay bf fella & his guest, the funny & delightful coffeegreg, as they discuss the XBOX 360 Orange Box sleeper hit Portal and its sequel Portal 2! REMEMBER, THE CAKE IS A LIE podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

You’re in his DMs, I’m on his list of people he’ll apologize to when he goes through the 12 Step program. We are not the same

When I was 9, an old witch put a curse on me that makes it so I’m only happy when I hear laughter. My therapist is trying to help me break that curse

You want a font for sarcasm I want a font for anxiety: D̷̝̐͂o̸̺̥̽ ̷͈̇͝y̶̟̋o̸̱̎ủ̸͚̳ ̷̨̣͌̂ș̷̔͜t̷̳̝̅ì̷͔l̸̼̺̎l̷͉̿ ̸͙̓l̸̻͎̈́̽i̸̤̕ķ̵͒ę̷̖͐͊ ̴̼̫͗͂m̷̩̀͠e̵͔͊̊ ̴̦̦͌̎D̶̞͋̋͜i̸͔̽͌d̴͕͠ ̷̨̎̌I̷̡͕̕ ̸̦͛͠d̴̘̲̈́̎ô̴̰̽ ̷͕̍̈́ͅs̷̠͙̍̀o̸̗͂͒m̶͉̻̊ę̸̪̊̂t̶̬̆͝h̸̥͋͒i̶̼̳̽n̶̬̎g̶̩̒ ̴͚͎̄͘w̵̰͋͒r̵͖̔͒o̶̳̦̓̈́n̴̗͗g

Bestie you have GOT to try Agoraphobia. It’s EVERYthing

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