Great chatting with @darrengrimes_ this afternoon about Roman Abramovich's sale of #ChelseaFC on @GBNews

Strange that the Tories on my ballot paper are representing ‘the local Conservative party’. Are they different to the national party or just trying to distance themselves from Boris et al?

Douglas Luiz to Arsenal not happening. Three bids rejected by Villa who refused to budge on asking price

We've done our own mini-budget (check out kamikwasi.tax)

At least we now have the definitive answer to the age-old debate as to the identity of Britain's worst Prime Minister

Whatever the result tonight, football will be the winner

Does anyone happen to have a picture of the Bernabeu please?

Could everyone attending the Manchester City v Arsenal match tonight please post a picture so we can all know you are there. Thanks in anticipation Death

Did Gabriel Jesus touch the ball in that half?

Anyone else just notice the Grim Reaper at Westminster Abbey? 👀 #Coronation

Does anyone have any updates on Declan Rice please? I haven’t seen anyone tweeting about him for seconds.

Queens of the Stone Age showing everyone at Glastonbury how it's supposed to be done

That’s me done. I’d love to say it’s been a blast, but….

GET IN!!!!

What a rip-off: I am at the #BritishGP this weekend. Check out the @EasyHotels at Milton Keynes. This is what you get for £250-a-night! Complete fleece. Mind you, Holiday Inn by IHG wanted £1,000 a night! Daylight robbery. #F1 #BritishGP 👇

Has Kane touched the ball yet? Everyone criticised Ronaldo’s contribution for Portugal, but Kane has been totally ineffective so far

Arrete ca

Thank fuck Arsenal won last night. It’s spared us a week of their fans whining about the ref’s failure to award them a throw-in against Norwich three years ago.

Did they just run out of winners’ medals, because the last few Spurs players didn’t get one?

Infantino giving off real nonce vibes