My dad had me when he was 57 it’s really fine

The best Mr. Bean costume doesn't exist... 😂😂

who wants to go to a cabin and read the necronomicon on valentine’s day

OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE, the final entry in the TALISMAN trilogy from Stephen King and Peter Straub, will be published October 6. King penned the 624-page horror fantasy novel based on a concept by Straub, who passed away in 2022.

Me the entire day: "I'm so tired" Also me at 3am doing a quiz to find out which breakfast cereal I am:

this might have been the kindest and most gentle rendition of the anthem we've ever heard. it was like the vocal equivalent of a luxury fleece blanket. #SuperBowl

Coinbase changing the "Am I sexual?" line in Everybody (Backstreet's Back) to "Am I secure?" is why we must banish Crypto/etc. from polite society

lady gaga showing up to bad bunny’s halftime

The way I was trying to sing along. #SuperBowlLX #BadBunny #Halftime

"are you ok?" no bc why is it a monday every 15 fucking minutes

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George has said Peppa Pig's name for the first time ever

I don’t know - maybe I’m old school, but this thing of constantly wanting to reinvent, or be unconventional at work is getting tired. It’s a job. I’m not there to be cool or edgy. Pay me my money and find your attachment, attached.

this family's got more going on than the Beckhams right now

remmick made it clear that he’s not klan actually

this is amazing but I scrolled past this several times thinking it was a poster for a new Five Nights at Freddy’s movie