Or, just get your CTO to tell advertisers to go fuck themselves. Either way.

Happy New Year. Elon is still a tool.

webOS is what got me into this industry. If you drew a line along my career, the starting point was Jon Rubinstein's Keynote at CES 2009.

Hey! My account is still here. Here's a post to make sure it doesn't get deleted.

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that despite how much sense it makes for Elon's Folly to actually go ahead and do this, be wary of the date when you read anything on the internet today.

Bet it lasts longer than Twitter, you deluded fuckboy.

Monthly post so dipshit doesn't kill my account. Oh, is Elon Musk watching? Hey Elon, Go Fuck Yourself.

#FireWillieHarris

Please take a moment to vote "I dare you to leave, you shithead"

Any time Hector Neris wants out of town, I will personally drive him to the airport. Maybe I'll even let him in the car.

.Chicago Cubs press: Ask about Willie Harris. You are not doing your job until you find out why he still has one.

This twitter account may be dedicated to shitposting about the Chicago Cubs third base coach from now on. You've been warned.

Ummm...What was it your boss said? Go...Fuck...Yourself. Guess what? They did.

You told advertisers to go fuck themselves. Go Fuck Yourself.

I suppose I should post something here so dipshit doesn't close my account.

Fuck

Hi....is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap* Ahem. Crypto is fucking stupid. Meme coins are even more stupider. Thank you.

*Narrator* It will not.