Jughead’s daddy is still mighty fine. {Nodding lots.}

Depends.... x.com/incisivejock/s…

Call out my name...

Do you really need an answer, big papa? x.com/mayorandrews/s…

I'm the hottest redhead in this place. x.com/ofreckonings/s…

Please... bet you can't find that thing with a magnifying glass. x.com/brusqueslayer/…

I'm here, uglies.

FP..... [Fans self]

Guess who finally decided to drop by and make an appearance? Me. [Hair flip]

“Are things still getting weird in Riverdale?!”

“Where does all your fat go?” x.com/outsiderweirdo…

“Party starts when I walk in.”

“Ew..” Wouldn’t be caught dead wearing her beautiful hair in a basic ass pony like Betty. Hair stays slaying.

“Let’s worry about the big picture here, that beanie is hideous.” Word vomit. x.com/outsiderweirdo…

Scrunches her nose. “You probably have lice.” Knows what to get you as a Christmas gift, tea tree oil. x.com/outsiderweirdo…

“Aging like fine wine.” x.com/drownedhersins…

“I stay queen amongst all you toads, nevertheless.”

“Let’s stop sharing hair dyes, TaintedGinger”

|*| Revamping & following a bunch of people 🙈