sarah 🎭 | always tired era birthday month 💋

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

happy international dev patel day to those who celebrate

When the post yap clarity hits

sylvanian drama banned? modern day burning of the library of alexandria omg

i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is

nobody cute at work so I’m gonna quit. also why do all the men wear skinny jeans with their buttcrack showing I’m gonna puke

I’m probably not yalls fav Sarah lmaooo

Yearly rewatch time!

Sana literally called me fat and ugly because of this 😭

why is everyone saying they’re watching eclipse tomorrow?? you can literally watch it on hulu right now

happy birthday to the baddest bae. ur the prettiest, funniest, coolest girl ever! & u get me on a spiritual level when it comes to horn-knee-niss. u deserve to live a beautiful life with a loving husband with huge biceps (and d*ck). I love u queen! ‼️💕💐❤️🫶👅💜
☾|sarah bby's month