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I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂

All jacked up on mountain dew and pumpkin cold brew 🎃⚡️

i say “it is what it is” a lot for someone who has no idea wtf it is

Remember when Walmart had the arrow stickers on the ground during covid to keep everyone walking in one direction through an isle while shopping? ⬇️⬆️🛒😷

do not try to teach me a card game i will literally pass out

I’ll mute my TV and stop breathing to hear my neighbors fight

I thought yt meant YouTube bruh.

some hoodies don't hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

"it doesn't feel like Christmas" bro when was the last time you felt anything

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and lay down

You know what it never was? That serious!

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