🗣 I'm elated with the guys we have

BREAKING: At least 8 people have been killed in a mass shooting at a Buffalo, New York, supermarket, law enforcement officials tell The Associated Press . apne.ws/bDPYuR4

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Secret Wars expectations:

dost thou mind if my week is favorable

Retweet if you have ever eaten dirt

MCDC can cut a promo on ANYTHING #PMSLive

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Stay away from the DMT vapes, they can kill you

I've developed a five point system to evaluate the quality of Tweets. I plot and graph a Tweet's stanzas, refrains, rhythm, meter, and line breaks. With my system you will finally be able to discern, without question, whether a Tweet is "Good" or "Bad."

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“Whenever I’m having a bad time in my brain I like having a good time on the internet”

i could house an entire bucket of chicken right now

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.