Death watching you save money

Actually so crazy how many people seem to walk out of movies, never in my life have I watch 75% of a movie in a theater and decided to leave because I wasn’t feeling it. I paid for the ticket goddamnit I’m at least gonna finish the movie.

When somebody who's not my boss tries to tell me what to do at work

remember those days when you missed school and you'd check the time and think "they're eating right now"

Why the phone rings longer when you ignoring the call???

Dragon Ball Z (1995)

teacher: “in 8 billion years the sun will explode” 7yo me:

Big-budget vibes without the big-budget bill. Seedance 2.0 opens the door for creators to play at that level.

Your mother watching you doing things that will get you pun!shed when the visitors leave

This is what 30 seconds of unskippable ads feels like

Goku Super Saiyan 4 Daima GT Style

Me playing any open world game

Estava a um passo de zerar… mas GAME OVER! 😅

Why Tourette’s never make you say anything nice tho? lol

50 Cent responds to TI’s son King Harris

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

This dog is literally having a heart attack 😂😂

I almost passed out from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Disney's Tarzan (1999)

i don’t get why food trucks don’t deliver, mf you already in the truck 😭