If you get the corona virus suck on a lime. It always makes corona better.

The swine flu at least has an oinkment to treat it.

Since my work was out of t.p. we had to resort to extreme measures!

I'm really tired of this! Remember this phrase?' "United we stand, divided we fall!" Our leaders should be uniting us not causing division! Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves!! Children should not lead a country!

I've seen so many negative thoughts posted. We are in negative times. I feel it's time to show forth positive thoughts and feelings. It's the only truly way we can progress and work our way out of this. There is a positive conclusion but it's all in our thoughts and actions.

I found this little nugget of sunshine on the side of a trail. I left it for the next guy.

Looks like we are in for a wild ride to end this crazy year!

Donald Trump was at my backdoor tonight. I told him he was up the wrong tree.. Without a paddle.

Are you fucking kidding me

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Kiss is keeping D.B.Cooper safe during covid! @kiss@genesimmons@paulstanley

Hello, I'm Inego Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. Mandy Patinkin

Love this!

I lost my phone. It ended up in Canada. The nice, honest Canadian people got ahold of me and sent it back to me. Down here I would have found it on Craig's list!

I think I'm next on the cancel culture list. Right after the"thumbs up" emoji and before the"poop" emoji.

I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.

She is the perfect example of someone who is not intelligent enough to realise that she's not very intelligent Hence her enormous self-confidence Sadly, her supporters are even less intelligent than she is Hence their confidence in her

Had to change my password. I hate it when people mess with me. What can ya do?

Sorry In-N-out.. You can't compete!! Can I get an amen!!