I FUCKING LOVE FINDMYFRIENDS

BALD BUFF WHITE GUYS ALL LOOK THE SAME

ugh I am such a H8er

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There are so many places to sit bird mallory

I love celery

Why does every1 on HGTV still dress like it’s 2002??

some real talent right here

you let a man in your life now you irritated before 9 am

tonight i will enjoy the good meal: what is it? yes you have guessed it: a plain dry carnot

a map of the united states

I guess I’ll sleep here The cold stone makes me ~shiver~ I need a blanket

The taste lingers there Bitterness beyond ur reach Mouthwash can’t help you

Haikus distract me I am so lucky hooray The monster is back

It builds like lava Getting harder faster STRONG explosion is near Explosion is near Evacuate run run run There’s nowhere to hide

I just think I owe it to my bowel 2 squat #srsly