Adopted a dog from a Blacksmith this weekend. Was all going great until I got him home and he made a bolt for the door.

Last work in progress update before it's finished

His citizenship should now be revoked and he should be deported or imprisoned. Absolute rat.

Hasn't played a minute for Everton, already one of my favourite players.

Just the base to finish and we're done with Marshall Drier

Used to think the best coffee of the day was the morning one. It isn't, it's the early afternoon one that kicks you in the bollocks and sends you into hyper drive that's the best one. Second wind o'clock.

Finally finished this fucker

DCLs ego will ruin his career. He's worth about 50k a week for his return. That's being generous too. Asking for 150k a week is just embarrassing.

If Everton haven't signed anyone come tomorrow mid day then I'll take that as confirmation that 3I-Atlas is indeed a hostile alien ship on its way to destroy us.

Added some tufts and some mud textures to the base today, added a varnish and he's into the storage box and onto the next!

Up the originally just passers by but now eager for a revisit blues

24 more hours without a signing and the bed sheets come out

UK Police have released images of a man seen wearing stolen jewels from India and South Africa in central London yesterday He is unemployed and totally reliant on state benefits.

When in doubt, get up and get out. Lovely couple of hours spending quality time in nature with the kiddo today. Soothes the soul.

25M for Broja just for him to come on for his debut and kick the floor leading to weeks on the injury table? Burnley gonna regret that.

Handsome sod

“It’s those lips. The way they move”

14 months into my weight loss journey I've hit 100lbs in weight loss. That's 7.14 stone and the mad thing is, even at my heaviest I didn't look "Fat" I just felt it 😂

Taking it back with some classics open.spotify.com/track/3fMjXQCP…

😮‍💨Some goal by Iliman Ndiaye to make it 1-1 in Atlanta🔥