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Hey, let's tweet that I'm breaking the law and could be fined $150,000 by downloading an illegally filmed copy of Wicked. Sweet Jesus, kids are dumb today.

A public execution.

Those first 8 minutes of Kraven the Hunter is some of the most formulaic, badly directed, badly acted shit I've seen in a while.

Can concur. I've read Columbus's original script for Gremlins and it's fucked up.

It's my birthday today. Send me money or gifts. But mostly money. And drugs. But mostly drugs.

I recently read this and I'm still disturbed by it. If you want to know what really happened in the Colosseum (spoiler alert: It ain't what you see in Gladiator) give it a read. Be warned. It's utterly, utterly horrifying.

Tonight's viewing

The Last Jedi is a steaming pile of shit.

That's my Sunday reading sorted.

So, that's where I dropped them. Goddammit.

You had me at dog. #SupermanMovie

I'll be there. I do it every year. #joinin

The fact that one of them isn't in that photo is heartbreaking.

My 20yr old daughter watched the Bill & Frank episode of Last of Us last night. She was heartbroken. I asked her today if she was over it now... Clearly not.

Xmas day can be the best day of the year. It can also be the worst. If you're on your own, we're here to make your day a little better. #joinin

Not great! My 20yr old daughter fell ill last night and is currently in A&E being seen. Poor bugger. #joinin

Merry Christmas, you magnificent buggers xx #joinin

Did Elon Musk really just quote Len Grossman from Tropic Thunder without a hint of irony? He really is the most fragile, dumb cunt I've ever seen.

I agree. People are just the worst.

My daughter will be the death of me. 3 missed facetime calls, 2 missed calls, texts "dad, answer!!!". I assume she's being murdered. Call her. What? "I've just seen the funniest Tik-Tok" Hangs up. Smashes phone. Takes a valium.