RIP Bob Newhart. So lucky to have gotten to work with him. And without him championing me, I don’t think I would have done as many episodes. I was pretty much a nervous wreck before every taping and he was so unbelievably supportive and kind.

Found some cool old Newhart stuff. The cast list from the script of the series finale, a season 8 wrap gift that I immediately broke and a note that Bob and his wife Ginnie gave me on the last day of shooting. ❤️ #BobNewhart

At the Cheesecake Factory bar right now. Lady next to me just shoved a roadside slider down so fast she bit her fingers. They are bleeding and she seems unfazed. Anyway, I need to get out of here.

My ex sent me the video of the French pole vaulters very large penis hitting the bar, along with a text that read “You would have cleared that bar by 8 feet”. I miss her.

Got to talk about my parents which always makes me happy. Thanks, Rarified Heir Podcast for the opportunity. It was a blast.

Hank Azaria’s Bruce Springsteen cover band has inspired me and my friend Phil to start a Bruce Hornsby cover band. I will be Bruce and Phil will be The Range. We’re really drunk so we might rethink this but as of now, it’s on. Refresh for updates.

Lot of shitty and very sad news about Matthew in the last couple of days so I thought I would post this pic that I found online of much happier times. When we watched his beloved @lakings win their first Stanley Cup in 2012. An epic night. Miss you buddy.

it’s that time again where the worst people in the world go to the middle of the desert, eat a bucket of mushrooms, build a city using their own shit , bang each other in a tent, avoid washing themselves, and watch a straw man get set on fire. Have fun, assholes! #burningman2024

RIP Eric Gilliland . I will miss your soup updates. 💔

Every Friday the 13th, my friends and I do a human centipede and it’s always a very bad idea.

The great Jay Kogen asked my dad and I to do his podcast and it was a delight. If you like all things Pressman (yeah I know, mostly dad) give it a watch. youtu.be/wKJHZuNWTsk?si…

I love Shohei Ohtani. I love him so much.

In all honesty, I’ve been talking about Arnold Palmer’s penis to anyone who would listen for YEARS.

Don’t stop there. Eliminate daylight. Fulfill your destiny.

My ex posted her top 10 movies of the year like anyone cares but I agree with most of them and I just hate her.

Guys, Jerry Jones is a really good actor. Would love to see him in Wicked 2.

Throw him back in the fire

Just heard that my neighbor for many years when I was growing up, sadly passed away. Clive Revill. The OG Emperor Palpatine in Empire Strikes Back. He was always so lovely to me and told the best stories. Bringing this video back to when I asked him to do his iconic line. Legend.

I have booped at least 15 people on Partiful and not one boop back. What the f is going on?

No Kings