The judge in this case, Sherry Stevens, was as effective as Kevin Bacon in "Animal House" screaming "All is calm!" while being flattened like a pancake beneath a runaway mob. #JodiArias

The next time you have to scrimp and save to come up with the hundreds of dollars to attend an NBA game, remember Rajon Rondo--the player so rich and so out of touch that he thinks his $400/night room at Disney's Coronado Springs Resort is like a Motel 6.

I'm dying. 😂

There is no dispute-- Road House is the greatest bad movie ever made. #PainDontHurt

It's too close to call for Condo Association president of Del Boca Vista Phase III. The race between Cosmo Kramer and the guy in a wheelchair may come down to the wire. #Election2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Remember, what’s under the tree isn’t as important as who’s around it. Enjoy each other and have an awesome day. 🎄🎁🎉

Still the all-time home run king. #NoSteroidsNeeded RIP Hammerin' Hank.

Happy Texas Independence Day! It was its own dang country, y’all. “I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion.” - John Steinbeck

22 massage therapists accuse Deshaun Watson of sexual assault, another 18 publicly support him. Look, I have no idea if this guy is guilty or innocent, but I do have one question--- Who needs 40 massage therapists?! espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

Twitter. Is Not. Real life.

245 years ago today a group of people fed up with the government telling them what they could and could not do and overly taxing them for the privilege said "ENOUGH." So, today we celebrate the freest country on the face of the earth. Happy Independence Day! #MERICA! 🇺🇸

This. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Hold the phone! Statement from Tom Brady’s agent contradicts retirement reports. Buccaneers fans right now…

Went shopping this weekend. As a Texan, I must say this Lone Star Beer soap may be the greatest soap in the history of soaps. Duke Cannon Supply Co.

Hook Em!!🤘🏻

Today we celebrate how England, with the most powerful army in the world, got it’s butt kicked by a bunch of farmers armed with pitchforks and resolve. Happy Independence Day! Now, let’s go celebrate FREEDOM!!

It's been a while since I've done any crime commentary, but I have to say this sentencing hearing for "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" cast member Jen Shah is fascinating. You should follow Inner City Press. They're doing a nice job with the live updates.

As a guy who grew up in Houston during the LuvYaBlue era, all I can say is Robert Flores’s Columbia blue sweatshirt on MLB Network is🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This one hurts. Brian Wilson was a prodigy and true musical genius. He wrote and produced what I believe is the greatest album ever made, The Beach Boys, "Pet Sounds"--a true masterpiece. I'm sure it won't be long before he's arranging the angelic choirs of Heaven. 💔

"Eight Super Bowls aside..." 🤦🏻‍♂️