Rosy just roasted Kaipo on his call for Callum to get out of combo on that last wave. High 7s tops. Rosy's on point.

Hey Sir Gorik Badinskas! If Ewing smokes Italo in this heat he's officially no longer overrated. I'll let you know in 25 minutes! Still definitely an anglo bias though, even from the token Latin commentator in the booth!😂

I'll have to rewatch Italo v. Ethan again but I don't think Italo's 8.67 was better than Ethan's 8.6. My first impression was he got the score (better than 7.3) but not by over a point. That's surfing!

Last 2 men's quarters from El Salvador were fun to watch. Gabby, Pip, Italo, Griff & Ewing are on fire right now. Too bad JJF's not here & JR couldn't keep his roll going from Margs & Gland. Loving the ladies too! Go J Defay! World Surf League good thing "Punta Roca came to life" quoting Joe!

Glad Punta Roca turned on today. Griff v Gabby semi is the real final. Actual final probably Gabby v Pip if swell drops. The ladies: I'm going a Defay v Gilmore final & Steph for the win but not w/o a fight. Not a bad first edition but El Sal should really be a CS event. #NotJBay

Poor Caroline Marks against Carissa Moore. She totally pulled off the needed maneuver & got the score on her second-to-last wave that the judging panel deemed an incomplete ride. See #BrazilianSurfTwitter, the judges don't just rip off Filipe Toledo! 🤣worldsurfleague.com/posts/503723/o…

Separation of church & state, right? Not so much so anymore. #ExpandTheCourt

An all-Brazilian final four in Saquarema. Who'd have thought, World Surf League? #YouCanScriptThis 🤣🤣🤣

On #LSSC tonight: The conservative Supreme Court Justices sing “This Land Is My Land”

How to make sure Trump wins a second term? edition.cnn.com/2022/06/28/pol…

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces that he will resign if he doesn’t become Senate Majority Leader after November’s midterm election. RT IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MITCH MCCONNELL RESIGN!

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GLand is off the CT after 1 season, the Surf Ranch is back & the Finals are still at Trestles?!? Geez! The World Surf League brain trust really knows how to give the fans & surfers what they want! 🤣🤣🤣 #shootyourselfinthefoot #notmydreamtour

Since Pete Buttigieg is Tucker’s latest boogie man, let’s remember that Pete put his life on the line for us. What has Tucker ever done for his country?

edition.cnn.com/2022/11/25/spo… #FuckFIFA & #FuckElonMusk while I'm at it!

When are the #EddieAikau commentators going to make the connection between Luke Shepherdson's wave and Brock's from back in the day?!?

Is #surftwitter even a thing anymore?