I just thought of the funniest tweet EVER! My next tweet is gonna be a fucking banger LMFAOOOO

NO ELIZABETH DONT DO IT

what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti

Making more music than ever right now

how did the british make english but can't speak it properly

Who is this fits guy and why is he fucking cats?

Might frick around and name my kid Winston

You think with schools being done for the year everyone is gonna realize how much more you can learn in half the time from home? Public school is essentially just tax funded daycare that doesn’t do much to help 85% of the people who complete it.

Dood I NEED this valorant key

Tattoos...?

i will not vote for this man

can’t wait for jesus to appear tomorrow and be like alright corona chill then we all high five him

damn I think I just said somethin🤔😳

sugar is just the gay version of salt

Time skipping is a sin