Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic

It’s a casino for kids with fire pizza, it ain’t never closing down

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

If you already added gratuity to my bill then the tip has been handled. I’m not tipping twice.

I saw a lot of the Michael Jackson movie reviews are low because they wanted to see the allegations in the film… was wondering if ya had the same energy with the Elvis movie where they didn’t address him meeting his wife when she was 14….. ppl love to pick and choose lol

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

Fun fact: The FBI had a paid informant who: Arranged the attack on the Freedom riders Helped plant dynamite in MLK’s hotel room Bought the dynamite for the 16th St Baptist bombing Was in the car when the KKK murdered Viola Luizzo Beat Fred Shuttlesworth all before he

Bitch please

FACTS

If your podcast moves to Netflix there's a 100% chance I won't watch it.

Ppl r ‘apologizing for supporting Trump’ like: “damn, my bad! I thought this shit was only gon affect you n*ggers & f*ggots!” loooool

Teams are going to have to start pitching around Baldwin 🤣

Michael Harris II is on a serious heater.

Mike happy ass hell 🤣

Guess the spot.

I love this aquarium Roku screensaver. So damn relaxing

It's aint unpopular to me. 😁

Kids mimic what they see or feel. Call them ppl and try to save this baby.