Am I the only one here... or is it just me?

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Australia’s #1 Comedy Ventriloquist Darren Carr and a trunkload of the most non-PC puppets. LONESTAR TAVERN @ Mermaid Waters 8pm THIS FRIDAY! Tickets just $35+ booking fee TicketHotline.com.au

Yipee. I'm in the first semi of AGT next week. Now where the hell has that bird got to?

Hey guys. Thanks for all the positive vibes. You've made this fat man a happy one. Cheers

Ok... I'm off somewhere, to do something. I could tell you more, but I'd have to kill you!

A big chunk of thank you's to all those who voted.

Tonight 11.40pm Looking for @9Go? The Darren Sanders Show premiere. Late Nite TV is here #sandersshow

Big show with me and comedy magician Adam Dean 7pm this Saturday at Laugh Garage Parramatta. Kids welcome. details laughgarage.com

Unfortunate that the intelligent people on the panel aren't the pollies. #qanda

Nice to see Miss Jane hosting... But where's Mr Squiggle? #HYBPA