don’t go if you wasn’t properly invited

kevin blue The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe , for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them . Turkish Proverb

In 1829 a free Black man wrote something so dangerous that the south out a bounty on his head. Thehumanityarchive

My favourite one pan dinner 🍝✨

& this why we should skip the holidays and save our money. Nobody boycotts anymore 😭

I still call this shit Twitter idgaf 😂😂😂😂

There are so many reasons that this picture & this song are the vibe for today. VP @kamalaharris was more than enough, just as she is! I worked my ass off on behalf of the American people to make sure that we didn’t fumble the bag… but we did, so here we are preparing to take to

Never skip arab pranks 😂

First born vs second born 😂😂

Not sure if I should cook him or ask him what happened first

I LOVE Y’ALL ❤️

if you ever want to kill me about a nigga you can have him.. i wouldn’t even thumb wrestle a bitch over a nigga.

Can you imagine this being your 5 minutes of fame? Lmfao 🤣😂

This is cool in theory until you need something out of a specific tote and then you gotta pull ALL of them out for that one thing outta that specific tote

I got money & PTO, sure would.

Let me massage your scalp while you read us chapters from your favorite book.

Poison gets all the spotlight…but this is the real gem…

Running shrinks the waistline & keeps the 😽 tight…

Idk who needs to hear this but don’t waste your money on DoorDash delivery fees, get your lazy ass up and go pick up your food..