I like my men like I like my cattle... Vaccinated.

"Beef is bad because it's raised with hormones" 1 serv. beef: 1.9 nanograms estrogen 1 serv. cabbage: 2,000 ng estrogen That's 1,052 servings of beef to get the same amount of estrogen as 1 serving of cabbage. 197 pounds. Avg American eats 57 lbs/yr. It would take 3.5 years

If I were on the bachelor I would give him heart shaped ribeyes when I walked out of the limo and say “it’s a pleasure to ‘meat’ you”...if that doesn’t win me the first impression rose, it’s not a game I want to play

“There was an old lady who swallowed a bat....and then spread coronavirus everywhere. A world History Book” #Alternativeending

I didn’t break any speed records but I love running and eating beef to stay healthy! If you’d like more information on how beef is a great part of a healthy diet, ask me or #AskAFarmer! #TeamBeef #FueledByBeef #Virtual5k

Really sorry about the Ray Bans spam everybody. Got my password changed now...

#FarmWifeLaw Any time I have food properly prepared at a normal lunch time, nobody is around. Any time I decide to hold off a little bit, D.J. Buseman walks in the door at 11:50 ready to eat.

According to this picture I must be drinking too much alcohol these days..

The hotdog companies need to get on the same page with the bun companies. I don’t want a 6 pack of dogs with an 8 pack of buns. What am I supposed to do with the other 2 buns? #FirstWorldProblems

Casey Donahew Greg Abbott Move up to South Dakota for the summer! Kristi Noem and this state will welcome you with open arms!

To the lady across the aisle on my flight to AZ when I was 25 weeks pregnant who told me that she knew I was having a girl and she’s only been wrong once in the last 5 years, start your streak over. #boymom #NoOneAskedYou

Had to take Trey out on his first crop tour tonight. Things are looking good! D.J. Buseman

As a meat scientist, this type of fear-based marketing and labeling (from both sides) is so upsetting to see and is incredibly misleading to consumers. The average person will look at a list like this and automatically assume the product is unhealthy. Let me break it down.

Dear folks with kids in school that need a simple science fair project...focus it on meat science: Pineapple+jello Mixing canned pineapple with jello will let it set up as normal. Fresh pineapple will not. This is due to an enzyme in pineapple called bromelain (1/4)

When an animal is butchered, it’s often surprising how much weight is “lost” in the harvest process. For example, you may bring in a 1400 lb steer but only get about 500 lbs of meat in return. I’ll use this pineapple to explain why this is (not as good as a steak, but oh well)

No time for bed time. We got field work to do. #plant21 D.J. Buseman

Proposal: everybody just ignore the time change and keep living your life in daylight savings time. You normally wake up at 6? Congratulations, now you wake up at 5. Think of how much more productive you’ll be!

Take a listen to today’s ⁦Ag PhD⁩ Radio Show with special guest Roman discussing the state of Ukraine and his humanitarian efforts he is spearheading through WRRU.org podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ag-…

You held up your end of the deal D.J. Buseman. Excited to make this an annual tradition 😉

Saw the song title “Babe in the Straw” on the screen and had to look to see if I was listening to a Christian or Country music channel.