Me: We need to waste less food My 3 YO: I don't like this dinner

Just tried 'First Defence' for the first time. Is it too late to say I'd prefer the cold?

Come on Bud, you know it's just sitting there waiting to happen...

Chazzy Cors! Enjoy United Kingdom.

This is like the end of Star Wars #Coronation

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Unlucky for some! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Having dodged the bullet for 3 years the Covid has finally landed. Mild so far, but it is a bit minging - like Tetley's.

Long John Silver called, he wants his X back.

#Oppeneheimer is a masterpiece. Cillian Murphy a serious contender for best actor Oscar

Ate the crusts at the end of the loaf to save the family from them. #notallheroeswearcapes

Is anyone else sick of hearing who the next Bond might be? Just choose someone already.

More than £700m spent on cancer research in UK every year, but less than 3% spent on brain tumours, despite 5,300 people dying from them annually. It's the most deadly cancer in children & adults under 40. I'm so so sorry Emily💔 #DIPG mol.im/a/12382283 via Mail Online

bbc.com/news/science-e… casually dropped in as 6th story on the BBC, possible signs of life detected by James Webb Telescope on distant planet...

Double duty advertising is like putting two things in the microwave at once. It feels more efficient, but it's doing two jobs less well and results are luke-warm at best. marketingweek.com/can-you-achiev…

The absolute scenes at OpenAI are the perfect metaphor for the commercial musical chairs that will be played around AI. This is why we can't have nice things.

Paging RITZ Crackers ...you're welcome people.com/rizz-oxford-wo…

Rewatching Sideways, still feel like Paul Giamatti is long overdue an Oscar. He's a wonderfully subtle actor with an incredible range. Hope the Oscar nomination opens every opportunity he deserves.

My living room is littered with burnt offerings - sacrificed at the altar of my off colour toddler

Heading to the jaguar launch like...

For anyone working on happiness! bbc.com/news/articles/…