Yet another unrealistic expectation the media gave me as a child

“I have a master’s degree” I whisper to myself as I wipe spit-up off my shoulder after yet again forgetting to use a burp cloth

Nice try, Salt Lake Bees. We all know where this clip is really from

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

if you see my shadow you get a prize

I’m not typically a “happy tears” kind of person but MY GOODNESS the number of times I’ve teared up simply because of how insanely much I love my kids… 🥰🥲😭

I don’t know how moms with young kids work from home. If you could watch me try to send one email or make a doctors appointment—it’s COMEDY

Just a PSA/reminder: companies (especially big companies) will go out of their way to make sure customers are happy. If you have an issue with an order/experience, contact them about it. If you’re patient/respectful, it could very well pay off!

It appears Taysom Hill is the first player in NFL history with 4 touchdowns, at least 1 kick return yard and a fumble recovery in a game.

Once when I was young, around 8 or so, we had a garage sale. My siblings and I were killing time riding our bikes along the sidewalk and this guy stopped in. But he wasn't there to buy anything. He went up to my mom, introduced himself and said he'd stopped because he saw us...

If Taylor ever has kids maybe she’ll do an album called 2 a.m. where she sings about different 2 a.m. experiences she’s had in her life. Except this one is 326 songs long and 317 of them are about her baby

1 RT counts as 2 votes!! Let’s go faithful we comin for that #1 spot!!🔥🙏🏾 RT RT RT! #ProBowlVote + Fred Warner

By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:

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Went nearly four hours of game time without a goal, while leaving at home one of the country’s best goal scorers. Took a 38-year old forward who didn’t play well, and an 18-year old forward who hardly played, while leaving at home a 28-year old forward in her prime and in form.

I asked every player and coach in exit interviews to describe this season in one word. One graphic for Utah Royals FC and one for Real Salt Lake I’ll let you figure out which is which

THE MAN OF THE NIGHT. Will Ferrin

Why does dealing with insurance companies and medical billing departments take more mental and emotional energy than anything else lol 🫠

Both Angel City and Utah Royals came together for Savy King, who exited Friday night's match on a stretcher following a medical event on the field. Alex Loera, who was teammates with King at Bay FC, led the group.

I'm horrified to hear that Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah. Democratic societies will always have political disagreements, but we must never allow America to become a country that confronts those disagreements with violence. Mark and I are praying for Charlie's