Me watching Lewis Dunk play for England when he’s a Harry Maguire brought off wish

Eric ten Haag watching sancho tonight

Postecoglou celebrating with pep on the sidelines after haaland scored

Jack grealish from now until August after not making the England squad

Phil foden and Gareth Southgate at full time after he still won’t play him in the 10 role

England fans in Frankfurt today. This is quality… 👏🤣

My mrs after I told her I voted for Southgate to start Cole palmer on my ballot paper

Sunak driving to his office to clear his desk

Me after messaging Jamie mugging him off when villa are 2-0 down and checking my phone when villa take the lead

God watching another Jesus turn up in December banging hatricks for arsenal

Santa bumping into me in the living room when I get back from the pub Christmas Eve after telling the mrs I went out for a pint of milk at lunchtime

Havertz down the pub last night after a four day bender, if he shot Tupac he’d still be alive today

Every time I check the time on my phone and Jamie is messaging me during the arsenal game

The Tottenham players after seeing Ange Postecoglou walk into the training ground Monday morning after not getting sacked

Lewis-Skelly pulling out the haaland celebration after scoring

The judge giving wallin 114-112 in the Chisora fight

Me seeing Arsenal signing asahi as their new beer instead of a striker

Dana white texting Hearn after Conner Benn signs for him

Spurs gaffer driving to the airport in Madrid after being sacked at half time

Me to Jamie after he bet on Luke littler to come back in the darts when I know he didn’t actually bet on him to do it