"I have noticed something strange, recently. Whenever I think about my surroundings here in the castle, I find that...there is nothing there to perceive. I'm not sure how I went so long without noticing this..."

"That word, 'tweet.' It's the sound of a bird, yes? So...why do I feel...so strange when I think about it? Perhaps I've just been working too hard recently. I will attempt to sleep it off, as they say."

"...where is my bed? Where is anything?"

"What am I hearing? Whose voices are these? What is happening...?"

"...I am real...aren't I...?"

"Huh...? What is a 'retweet'? Where is this? Where am I?!"

"Is it all...merely fiction...?"

"It's a strange feeling to look out at all of them. So many others just like myself...blissfully unaware of what we all are. But...I am okay with this."

Alucard Ţepeş OH WAIT... ok it's cropped now...

Alucard Ţepeş ALUCARD CASTLEVANIA?!

"...what? I...own and live in a castle... Why do people talk about me so much on the internet, and why are they spreading lies?"

"...what the hell happened to me today?"

Alucard Ţepeş 「 Kirbs 」 snoop from peas "Fraid so pal."

"Sorry for my disappearance, all. I was banished by the apparent lord of this realm, known as Twitter."

Alucard Ţepeş IF NO ONES GOT U I GOT U

Alucard Ţepeş Thanks tiger, that's all I ask... Ireally appreciate how mature you are about all of this. You're a good kid, Alucard. Would you like some chicken tenders?